Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Rosie O'Donnell Thinks 9-11 Was an Inside Job

Surprised?

First, her simple-minded attempts at free-verse poetry.
I suppose we're supposed to be impressed that she spells the
word "our" like this: 'r.' It was stupid 20 years ago when Prince
did it and it's idiotic now. The e.e. cummings "no capitalization"
ploy works great... if you're e.e. cummings. If you aren't e.e. cummings, you like a college sophomore trying to look wordly and intellectual (i.e., a dumbass).

Big news. She's now a fire and construction expert. She knows
that the only thing that could have resulted in an even collapse
of the buildings was a perfectly evenly distributed fire.

for the third time in history
fire brought down a steel building
reducing it to rubble
hold on folks

here we go

• The fires in WTC 7 were not evenly distributed, so a
perfect collapse was impossible.

Screw the Popular Mechanics editors
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military_law/1227842.html?page=1
who interviewed actual specialists who thoroughly debunked all of the
points she makes here (points which other idiots
have been making for five years). She doesn't need
degrees and experience to understand this. She's a bloated
cow on television, so she's already an expert in any field
she decides to think about.

Bottom line. If this had happened on a Democratic president's
watch, she wouldn't be raging about conspiracies. Deep down
even she knows that. It's Bush Derangement Syndrome, Stage III.

Favorite Rosie description that I read years ago:
"Rosie O'Donnell, who mistakes volume for talent."

Every time I see her hemmorhoids-on-an-elephant's-ass face,
I'm reminded of that line.



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