Rosie O'Donnell's Insight Leads to Hundreds of Steel Execs Being Charged With Fraud

Sources: Hundreds to be Arrested in Steel Industry Fraud

New York (Rooters) --
Rooters has learned that hundreds of steel company executives will be indicted in what sources at both the US Justice Department and the SEC say may be one of the biggest acts of business fraud in US history.According to the sources, authorities, acting on a tip from renowned metallurgical expert Rosie O'Donnell, discovered that fire could not melt steel.

"Who knew," asked one SEC official who requested anonymity. "Without Rosie O'Donnell's keen insight, who knows how long this fraud would have gone on," commented another official."

These lousy bastards in the steel industry from Carnegie on down have perpetrated a fraud on the investing public and the world on a scale unseen in the history of human civilization," said the official.