Following Rev. Al's lead on banning the light bulb for the unwashed masses, I think we should outlaw the electric alarm clock. They are a criminal extravagence when 4 polar bears drowned in one month a while back (proving that they're all dying because of global warming).
Look at all the electricity we waste when we could be using wind up clocks for the same purpose. As soon as Al Gore invests in a wind-up clock company, he'll start pushing for bans on clocks...
just like he pushes for cap and trade on "carbon" when he started and is still a principal in a company that makes tons of money on thios "carbon trading."
Oh, and Bush is no longer in the oil business, but he started a war just for his friends to make money. No rational person can think anything different, right? But it's perfectly fine for Gore to make money on a policy he's pushing that would limit your and my ability to freely live our lives the way we want. But then again, we're just the unwashed masses and we don't matter to people like Gore. We're here to obey our "betters."
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