Thursday, May 15, 2008
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Two World-Class Headlines
Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious
and, from the Washington Bleep:
Skywalkers Cross Han Solo
and, from the Washington Bleep:
Skywalkers Cross Han Solo
Saturday, February 2, 2008
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Sunday, November 18, 2007
Poorly written article proposes that Hillary's being a bitch is a good thing
Argov's poorly thought piece is an example of pure Clintonian drivel. It all depends on what the definition of "bitch" is. She doesn't want to admit that the word has more than one meaning, so she assumes that "bitch" only means "good and tough." But it also means "female asshole."
It's not a question of whether Hilllary is a b--ch, but to whom* and why. Hillary is a b--ch for her own benefit, not for the benefit of those she represents.**
I'm 100% certain that Margaret Thatcher was called a b--ch (definition: complimentary) tough, good leader) because she was tough when the situation demanded it. This is being "tough," although Argov intends to confuses the reader by equating it with acting like a b--ch. (i.e."Tough women are often called b--ches, and HC is often called a b--ch, therefore, she must be a tough leader and hence, would be good for the country.")
Hillary's problem is that she is a b--ch when being a b--ch isn't necessary. She's a b--ch (definition: (insult) selfish, mean, vile, petty, power-hungry person. Female asshole) to satisfy her own purposes.
Bonus: She is also Bill's b--ch (definition: fool) for putting up with his multiple public daliancesand not leaving him as a good, self-respecting woman would have. And hilariously, he is her b--ch in return. What a good, healthy relationship that one is.
* In the last 15 years HC has been a bitch to
a) her political enemies,
b) the military,
c) anyone who opposes her,
d) anyone she has no further use for,
e) her staff and "underlings." (That's always a good sign, isn't it? Being cruel to those beneath you?)
** Argov assumes that if elected, she'd suddenly turn the power of her bitchness against our enemies, who are
a) Islamo-fascists, to whom she sometimes joins with other Dems in giving moral support with their "anti-Bush's war" diatribes and demands for a "surrender" date,
b) the Chi-coms, to whom her husband gave the military technologies for multiple-warhead missiles and non-cavitating propellers for submarines and from whom much money flows,
c) North Korea, to whom Bill gave nuclear technology, so long as they pinky-swear-promised not to build the nuclear weapons they now have, and
d) internal enemies like the 16 FALN and Mecheteros(sp?) gang members Bill pardoned to help her gain votes in NY.
No. If elected, she'll stay the same as she always has been: friendly to whoever can
help her with money, power, or votes. And she'll still be a b--ch to anyone in her way, or simply because she has the power to be an arbitrary b---h.
But Argov believes that once elected she'll turn 180 degrees and be a b--ch for the benefit of the country and not herself. Argov is an idiot. To answer the rhetorical question in her book's title, some men marry "b--ches" for the same reason some women marry jerks. They're stupid and have no self-respect.
A point-by-point rebuttal of Argov's insipid "ettiquette for bitches":
* Remember that each time you are called a bitch on the campaign trail... it means that some other poor woman is getting a break from being called one.
SO... I CAN'T USE THE SAME PEJORATIVE ON TWO PEOPLE ON THE SAME DAY? YOU'RE AN IDIOT. HARRY REID IS AN IDIOT. OOPS, SO MUCH FOR "ARGOV'S FIRST LAW OF INSULTS."
* Lead with compassion for your male counterparts. Many still suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder and night sweats, even though it's been decades since the feminist movement.
HC HAS AS MUCH COMPASSION AS A NILE MONITOR, BUT ISN'T AS WARM-HEARTED.
HERE'S A SURPRISE FOR YOU, ARGOV: MOST MEN I KNOW (MINUS THE EFFEMINATE ONES) ARE BOTHERED BY YOUR "FEMINIST MOVEMENT" LESS THAN WE ARE BY 1920's PROHIBITION. WHY? BECAUSE IT'S EVEN LESS RELEVENT TO US THAN PROHIBITION, WHICH ENDED SEVEN DECADES AGO. GET OVER YOURSELF.
* Wear skirts often. It'll flummox them even more.
NOW I'M SCARED. THAT'S MORE FRIGHTENING TO A HEALTHY MAN THAN YOU EVER DREAMED YOUR "FEMINIST MOVEMENT" WAS.
And one final word from the trenches. Being a woman who is running for office is sometimes threatening to those who aren't used to seeing women be productive outside the kitchen and the laundry room. The good news is, they'll adjust. Ain't that a bitch?
I THOUGHT I DISAPPROVE OF HC BECAUSE SHE'S DESPICABLE AS A PERSON AND AS A POLITICIAN. THANKS FOR SHOWING ME THAT FACT ABOUT MYSELF, LITTLE LADY. NOW GO GET ME A BEER.
It's not a question of whether Hilllary is a b--ch, but to whom* and why. Hillary is a b--ch for her own benefit, not for the benefit of those she represents.**
I'm 100% certain that Margaret Thatcher was called a b--ch (definition: complimentary) tough, good leader) because she was tough when the situation demanded it. This is being "tough," although Argov intends to confuses the reader by equating it with acting like a b--ch. (i.e."Tough women are often called b--ches, and HC is often called a b--ch, therefore, she must be a tough leader and hence, would be good for the country.")
Hillary's problem is that she is a b--ch when being a b--ch isn't necessary. She's a b--ch (definition: (insult) selfish, mean, vile, petty, power-hungry person. Female asshole) to satisfy her own purposes.
Bonus: She is also Bill's b--ch (definition: fool) for putting up with his multiple public daliancesand not leaving him as a good, self-respecting woman would have. And hilariously, he is her b--ch in return. What a good, healthy relationship that one is.
* In the last 15 years HC has been a bitch to
a) her political enemies,
b) the military,
c) anyone who opposes her,
d) anyone she has no further use for,
e) her staff and "underlings." (That's always a good sign, isn't it? Being cruel to those beneath you?)
** Argov assumes that if elected, she'd suddenly turn the power of her bitchness against our enemies, who are
a) Islamo-fascists, to whom she sometimes joins with other Dems in giving moral support with their "anti-Bush's war" diatribes and demands for a "surrender" date,
b) the Chi-coms, to whom her husband gave the military technologies for multiple-warhead missiles and non-cavitating propellers for submarines and from whom much money flows,
c) North Korea, to whom Bill gave nuclear technology, so long as they pinky-swear-promised not to build the nuclear weapons they now have, and
d) internal enemies like the 16 FALN and Mecheteros(sp?) gang members Bill pardoned to help her gain votes in NY.
No. If elected, she'll stay the same as she always has been: friendly to whoever can
help her with money, power, or votes. And she'll still be a b--ch to anyone in her way, or simply because she has the power to be an arbitrary b---h.
But Argov believes that once elected she'll turn 180 degrees and be a b--ch for the benefit of the country and not herself. Argov is an idiot. To answer the rhetorical question in her book's title, some men marry "b--ches" for the same reason some women marry jerks. They're stupid and have no self-respect.
A point-by-point rebuttal of Argov's insipid "ettiquette for bitches":
* Remember that each time you are called a bitch on the campaign trail... it means that some other poor woman is getting a break from being called one.
SO... I CAN'T USE THE SAME PEJORATIVE ON TWO PEOPLE ON THE SAME DAY? YOU'RE AN IDIOT. HARRY REID IS AN IDIOT. OOPS, SO MUCH FOR "ARGOV'S FIRST LAW OF INSULTS."
* Lead with compassion for your male counterparts. Many still suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder and night sweats, even though it's been decades since the feminist movement.
HC HAS AS MUCH COMPASSION AS A NILE MONITOR, BUT ISN'T AS WARM-HEARTED.
HERE'S A SURPRISE FOR YOU, ARGOV: MOST MEN I KNOW (MINUS THE EFFEMINATE ONES) ARE BOTHERED BY YOUR "FEMINIST MOVEMENT" LESS THAN WE ARE BY 1920's PROHIBITION. WHY? BECAUSE IT'S EVEN LESS RELEVENT TO US THAN PROHIBITION, WHICH ENDED SEVEN DECADES AGO. GET OVER YOURSELF.
* Wear skirts often. It'll flummox them even more.
NOW I'M SCARED. THAT'S MORE FRIGHTENING TO A HEALTHY MAN THAN YOU EVER DREAMED YOUR "FEMINIST MOVEMENT" WAS.
And one final word from the trenches. Being a woman who is running for office is sometimes threatening to those who aren't used to seeing women be productive outside the kitchen and the laundry room. The good news is, they'll adjust. Ain't that a bitch?
I THOUGHT I DISAPPROVE OF HC BECAUSE SHE'S DESPICABLE AS A PERSON AND AS A POLITICIAN. THANKS FOR SHOWING ME THAT FACT ABOUT MYSELF, LITTLE LADY. NOW GO GET ME A BEER.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Shippensburg University red-lighted for free speech violations.
See the Free Speech Widget on the sidebar for Shippensburg University. Does Ship believe in political free speech for everyone or just those who agree with the University?
Oh, come on. What do you think the answer is going to be?
Oh, come on. What do you think the answer is going to be?
Sunday, July 15, 2007
A Duran Duran song for K-Lo at NRO
This morning was somewhat musical "Down on The Corner" at National Review.com
Derb rewrote a Hank Williams song and Andrew Stuttaford referenced an old Pink Floyd title.
I thought of this as a quick joke because K-Lo is a Duran Duran nut, but it turned into an entire song.
If you like this, feel free to copy it, but please link here and give credit to The Carnivorous Duck.
"Rio '07"
Dedicated to the Queen of Conservative Cool, Kathryn Jean Lopez
Movin' 'cross the river, now you're headin' for paradise.
Border agents hobbled? Si, that's very nice.
With a lift from the left and a boost from the right,
You're ready to go get wet.
You know you're treated special; your amnesty will get through yet.
Her name is Rio and she's flowing through the sand,
She used to be a border, dividing different lands.
And when you've crossed, they'll give you everything they can.
Oh, si. Oh, si. Jose, just cross that Rio Grande.
I-C-E won't chase you and border guards will flee,
Bush and Sutton's actions make it all too plain to see.
Anchor babies and ER rooms; everything for free.
You know that's how the pols think your life should be.
Hey now (dios mio!) Mira! Run that border agent down!
In a weekend or two, your lawyers will sue
As if the victim was you, was you, was you!!!!
Hey, take your chance 'cause Bush is on your side.
I wanna know something, just what is he thinking?
I'm telling you something, we know what they're thinking.
Her name is Rio and she's flowing through the sand.
She used to be a border, dividing different lands.
And when you've crossed, they'll give you everything they can.
Oh, si. Oh, si. Jose, just cross that Rio Grande.
Her name is Rio Grande; she's running through the sand.
She used to be a border between two different lands.
Oh Rio, Rio, see them rushing across the land.
To get their handouts, taken from the common man.
(Bonus stanza)
Her name is Rio, necissito comprehende
If you get across, the perks are never-ending
And if they dare to try to send you home,
They'll end up doing time just like Ramos and Compean.
Copyright 2007 The Carnivorous Duck. All rights reserved.
Derb rewrote a Hank Williams song and Andrew Stuttaford referenced an old Pink Floyd title.
I thought of this as a quick joke because K-Lo is a Duran Duran nut, but it turned into an entire song.
If you like this, feel free to copy it, but please link here and give credit to The Carnivorous Duck.
"Rio '07"
Dedicated to the Queen of Conservative Cool, Kathryn Jean Lopez
Movin' 'cross the river, now you're headin' for paradise.
Border agents hobbled? Si, that's very nice.
With a lift from the left and a boost from the right,
You're ready to go get wet.
You know you're treated special; your amnesty will get through yet.
Her name is Rio and she's flowing through the sand,
She used to be a border, dividing different lands.
And when you've crossed, they'll give you everything they can.
Oh, si. Oh, si. Jose, just cross that Rio Grande.
I-C-E won't chase you and border guards will flee,
Bush and Sutton's actions make it all too plain to see.
Anchor babies and ER rooms; everything for free.
You know that's how the pols think your life should be.
Hey now (dios mio!) Mira! Run that border agent down!
In a weekend or two, your lawyers will sue
As if the victim was you, was you, was you!!!!
Hey, take your chance 'cause Bush is on your side.
I wanna know something, just what is he thinking?
I'm telling you something, we know what they're thinking.
Her name is Rio and she's flowing through the sand.
She used to be a border, dividing different lands.
And when you've crossed, they'll give you everything they can.
Oh, si. Oh, si. Jose, just cross that Rio Grande.
Her name is Rio Grande; she's running through the sand.
She used to be a border between two different lands.
Oh Rio, Rio, see them rushing across the land.
To get their handouts, taken from the common man.
(Bonus stanza)
Her name is Rio, necissito comprehende
If you get across, the perks are never-ending
And if they dare to try to send you home,
They'll end up doing time just like Ramos and Compean.
Copyright 2007 The Carnivorous Duck. All rights reserved.
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